A+ parenting courtesy of the Turner family
i’m actually very pretty if you close your eyes
i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth
- friend: do you want to hang out?
- me: i have to ask my mom
- me: *doesn't ask mom*
- me: she said no
are there any medium rappers? they’re always big or lil